Just drinking a @Ruffers inspired camomile tea with honey. Liking this
Back from the pub. Doob and Blue Planet time, with an added Snowball (careful) for the festive feeling.
Cheers Slicky
I’ve only had 3 mince pies so far this month, lads. I think I’m broken.
Did you eat them all in a 5-minute window? If so, you’re fine.
No, only 2 of those were today.
I’ve had one and that was today. Tortoise and the hare and all that - still plenty of time.
I think I’ve strained my eating muscle.
Fuck have you slathered all over that?
I haven’t done anything! I think it’s powdered sugar or something.
Am in bed. After a weekend of having to make conversation with people, it’s blissful to be sat in bed with Mrs CCB and I both on separate electronic devices.
mrbean.mp3
Baby elephants are the best
It’s fine, it leaves more for me. (Think I’ve had about 30 or so )
Reckon I’ve had about 7 or 8 (two of those were off the floor - I’m classy like that)
I don’t think I’ve had a single one this year so far
It’s like that bit in Charlie and the Chocolate Factory where the maths teacher is trying to teach percentages and is aghast that he’s only eaten one Wonka bar.
Oh god my flu has come back with a vengeance.
Helb be
You’ve just reminded me how much better the original film was than the Tim Burton one. That teacher was a dick though.
