Doing another 12hr shift in a hot portacabin today. Two of the bros i work with went to the gym on their lunch and have come back to work without showering. What the fuck is wrong with men?

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Hey everyone

Sat in my very messy and overgrown garden waiting for the disposable barbie to be ready to cook on. Gonna cook sausages for me and the kids

After the kids are back to their mum’s later I’m going to go and drink on the beach - then try and get into a Liminanas gig (sold out, but apparently there will be a few tix on the door)

If they’d showered, they might have seen each other’s dicks and then they’d have to kiss. You know the rules.

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It’s ok, theyve covered it by spraying loads of lynx so that’s obviously fine.

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Anyone got a good summer day spotify play list?

Always find the slacker playlist on Spotify good for a sunny day, if you like that type of stuff.

You’re working with thirteen year olds this week, aren’t you?

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Just saw a large guy sporting a Tshirt with upside down writing that said ‘If you can read this, I’ve capsized’. Made me chuckle, thanks random man.

Can also confirm it’s Taps Aff and reggae music weather on Glasgow Green :neutral_face:

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It’s taps aff here out west, although inmost certainly taps oan

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a dundee shower

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I fucking hate ipv6.

just got up :cowboy_hat_face:

any ‘king of x’ in this place?

you terrible son.

I’m trying to work where to go. Hmmm…

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Woke up from a weird dream this morning. At one point, a turkey (who, according to the voiceover narration of Mark Cousins, was a globally famous star of silent cinema) started trying to eat my shoe. Another significant part I remember about it was the plot twist that the air vent in the hotel room’s bathroom was a portal to another dimension and that apparently the key to understanding the dream was to be aware that every time I was in the bathroom, it was a different me.

They also supplied a solid brekky

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I’m really struggling today.

Snap, but for differing reasons I reckon

morning dis. was gonna go here today

but might just watch the snooker instead

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