So much this.
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Hallo.
Lying in bed rn. Need to get up, go for a walk, get a bacon roll, pick up the kids, do homework with them and then who knows. Minecraft, I expect.
Was gonna 
but the weather was rubbish.
Gonna set the turbo up for the first time then, urgh.
Going round to a pals for dinner later. Need to get wine.
I had coffee and toast with Nutella, like a grown-up. We could be breakfast twins.
Stayed up too late drinking whisky and chatting bollocks last night.
Driving back home today. Gotta pack and have bacon sarnies
Went for a kayak down the river to a place called the Blue Lagoon then went for a nice swim in the hotel pool and now I’m eating pistachios on the balcony - this is my view
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Daughter is meant to present a fascinating fact weekly to her class if she can think of one.
She just asked if she can do “a fart is smellier than a poo” 
Side note, I really hate how Americans seem to think “poop” is an acceptable word to use in place of shit. It sounds utterly babyish
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Got that slightly melancholy feeling from finishing a good book.
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Marmalade
Every single day.
Red Leicester and Sun Pat on the toast please, obviously.
There’s definitely a thread in this.
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Morning FL. Anglos a Sunday all.
8 hours travelling again today and then once I’m home and got M to bed I have to learn how to edit a video and do the voiceover and have it finished before tomorrow morning when I go to my other job. Ha! HA! Obviously not going to happen is it.
Fancy a roast. Don’t think they serve them on rail replacement bus though.
And if they did, the carvery would be next to the toilet.
Slept until 9. Lovely…now making porridge.
Prob going to do some work, sun is out here so might drag boys for a walk somewhere too.
Dreamt about data spreadsheets 
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Sausage supper?
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Bunch of (nationality redacted) just got in the swimming pool with all their clothes AND shoes on. Glad I’ve already been for my swim 
No there wasnt any skinny dipping involved
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Already fucking sick of people asking where my poppy is.
Fucking hell, really - though it was only the papers and people on the internet who actually cared about that (or cared enough to actually say something anyway )
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Morning
Stayed up later than I intended watching hip hop evolution last night.
Just had a coffee, gonna have a bagel with poached eggs now
Then - decorating. Really need to crack on with this shit today. CBA though