Musha ring dumb a do dumb a da
Whack for my daddy-o
Whack for my daddy-o
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You’re excellent value funky
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I just like attention, and those little blue circles by my avatar.
What blue circles? 
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Somewhat alarmed when my youngest asked me first thing this morning where her mum and I were when we had the ‘special cuddle’ that made her.
Was even more alarmed when she then proclaimed that mummy probably didn’t enjoy the ‘special cuddle’ very much.
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Out of the mouths of babes
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Here’s one for you 
Ohhh duhhhhh
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Morning all!
I had a lie in and then came downstairs to eat pancakes.
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Death to all fruit flies.
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Pinch punch
Got a lay in this morning. Up at 7.30! Woooo. Cleaning up the kitchen, got washing on and got a cuppa. Probably gonna mooch today and might do some batch cooking later. classic sunday
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Upstairs have gone out!! Yay is me!
Sofa tea & MotD 
Shower 
It looks nice outside so will go for a walk 
After a ham, egg and cheese grill 
Need to find a good film to watch 
Craving Sunday Roast so will make something later 
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Going to have cherry pie for breakfast then finish off assembling this FUCKING desk. Possible bike ride after lunch.
Otherwise putting my room back together and that’s it.
Do you have a special sex office for your fucking desk or is it just part of the boudoir arrangement?
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Every office is a sex office if you’re brave enough.
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*orifice
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safety announcement
IT IS NOT THURSDAY
end of safety announcement
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Morning morning. The final day of freedom.will likely be mostly spent mooching around and eating biscuits.
Thinking of dragging the kids for a bike ride maybe, there is a river fest thing down in town but last time we went it was mainly men vomiting from the chilli eating contest. 
Bike wanker
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