#103

that looks fair fa’ your honest, sonsie face

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#105

Winning!

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#107

Marge singing “you are so beautiful to me” to Homer is making me cry.

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#108

Someone left their dark chocolate digestives next to me and there are no longer that many dark chocolate digestives left.

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#109

My nephew has been messaging me this morning about Slamdunk festival this year. We’ve been the last two, he’s now 15.

He’s just asked if he minds me giving his girlfriend and friend a lift.

  • That’s lovely he still wants you to go. Go and enjoy it although probably be a gooseberry.
  • He’s only after the lift, but go anyway.
  • Let them get the coach without the old uncle.

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#110

Forgot I had some socialism to deliver today but I’ve done it now.

Lunch, then going to go to a used car dealership. Joy.

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#111

If anyone wants to call in a bomb threat or pretend a relative of mine has died on the phone or something I’d appreciate it cheers

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#112

I want a yellow car very badly.

#113

Slicky I’m not going in and saying “what have you got in yellow please”

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#114

Divorce!

#115

Pray for Funky :pray:

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#116

That’s just one section’s worth :disappointed_relieved:

#117

Not on your nelly.

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#119

Hmm. How about, what do you have that I won’t lose in a car park?

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#121

I sing the song in my head but substitute Gnometorious

Gnome
Gnome
Gnometorius

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#123

MEAT
BONES

#124

There’s a fairly well known video game character called Artorias, I just thought it was the same kinda vibe.

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#125

Excuse me?

#126

Following up this mornings gym class and PT session by eating lasts nights local Indian :woman_shrugging:

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#127

Weird that even though I knew it was gnome torious I’ve only just realised I pronounce it in my head as gnomer-torious