fyi this picture made me go out and buy the exact same thing

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Catch and release or tasty dinner later?!

Catch and release for this fisherman. Only really keep fish if charter boat fishing with a group of friends.

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Someone in my neighbour’s house is practicing the trumpet. Every time they make a mistake they scream AS LOUD as possible. Hard relate to that, buddy.

Dunno what to do today, which is a bit miserable.

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Learn tuba in a gesture of sympathy.

I’m still in bed. Feel like I’ve been hit by a truck. Probably all the nervous energy and build up of yesterday plus the fact that I ran out f antidepressants at the beginning of the week so have gone full turkey have knocked me out. I really hope it’s not covid.

Want to go downstairs but my parents are gonna be annoyed and snippy with me for sleeping in as usual and I cba to deal with it. But I’m hungry :pensive:

Aw ok they’ve just called up to ask if im alright

Got out on the bike just before nine… When it was dry and a bit sunny.

I’ve just had to peel my jeans off and think I might be suffering from the early stages of hypothermia. *I’m exaggerating

But I’m v wet and cold.

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Just misheard an ad as ‘this is our ninja foodie dildo’

what time you want picking up from the airport, pal?

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For the record, we’d been out for about 15 minutes before it started raining. Was only drizzly stuff though.

Gonna stick the tent up in the back garden this afternoon, just to check it’s still in a usable condition before we go camping.

Dead

I’m going around my parents for a Sunday roast. It’s the first time I’ve done so since February 2020. It used to be at least once a month.

It’s my dad’s birthday on Tuesday so I’ll be dropping round his present and card.

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Do any of the food delivery services deliver direct to bed?

How far away is the kitchen?

  • Am in the kitchen
  • One room
  • Two rooms
  • Three rooms
  • An impossible and irresponsible to tell distance , but it’s too far to possible travel in this lifetime

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12 minute walk.

Mine’s currently 4 hours away and counting

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Looking for a new romantic partner, one who will be willing to make the journey to kitchen to provide me with sustenance

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Excited boy

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Never missed living in a bedsit more. Just imagine: instead of a dressing table, that could be an oven, and the wardrobe could be full of pizzas.

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Afternoon

Fun night out last night, been in bed all morning

Gonna have a shower then pub at 2.

Probably just watch a film or 2 after that