I hate to tell you this but we’re having burritos for tea

Also the organisers of this festival would disagree that the two don’t mix…

Yes with oreos pieces.

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I would have called him Mozza.

Not really weather appropriate, are they?

Tell that to mexico!

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The wasp came back for round 3. There won’t be a round 4 let me tell you, ladies and gentlemen.

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:open_mouth: don’t kill it!!!

Beer, John Grant record, reading watchmen :thumbsup:

I’ve barely stepped outside.

It’s been great.

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Too late. Smashed the orrible little cunt against the window with an A4 notepad.

Locked myself out so had to gatecrash my wife’s family holiday home where she was chilling with her GiRLfRieNdZ for the day, so mooched about there annoying them. Bit hot, has nice views though

I drank all the wine and left a drawing of a spoon by way of apology

Got the old Sunday dread even though I’m only working 1 and a half days.

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That’s a really good spoon tbf

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:smile_cat:

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Got really hammered and spoke to my elderly father for the first time in years after falling out with him a while back. Feels sort of good? (still think he’s a dickhead though but whatever)

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It worked for Picasso.

Hiya!

You know when goldfish float on their sides because their swim bladder is all messed up from eating too much food? I was pretty much the human version of that this morning but from drinking too much wine the night before. I kept veering sideways into the wall, always on the right. That’s a bit weird, right? It was a bit like being in a pin ball machine in my flat.

Played a Switch last night and now I want to play it all the time.

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