☀ ☀ ☀ ☀ Saturday Thread ☀ ☀ ☀ ☀

Hi guys. I’m in work on the most beautiful day of the year, all day. Without any sleep, having fallen off the wagon in embarrassing fashion.

Tell me about your lives and how you will spend the day - far better than mine I should hope.

Look at all that day outside your window. A good day to do something spontaneous. And as always treat yo’self.

How ya do?

Still feel like an anxiety ridden piece of shit :frowning: at least its sunny outside doe!

Mate have a little walk, immediately. Will improve everything a hundred times over. Then have a nice breakfast.


Hullo ruffman. I’m drinking coffee and watching frasier as is my wont. Should probably do some cleaning today. Have zero plans to go outside coz fuuuuuuck this weather.

Sounds like you earned a rest yesterday tbh
You’d still be a fool not to parlay with the Sun today though he’s a right cheery fucker

Still in a coma from eating this last night


The sun hates me

Could go that rn tbh, not sure what the thing on the right is so will guess it’s cheese pancakes in a toffee sauce

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He’s just waiting for you to buy him a beer

It’s cheese and egg, friend

I’m just glad nobody’s noticed I can’t tell left from right anymore. Hooo-ee, going to be a long shift.


Hey ho. We’re off to a matinee performance of The Resistable Rise of Arturo Ui at The Donmar later. I hear the seating arrangements are even more uncomfortable than normal and there’s an element of audience participation which frankly, I didn’t sign up for. Still can’t be as bad as that time I ended dressed up as a baby during a fucking Cirque du Soleil show in Las Vegas. Hopefully.

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Woah, what the hell is that thing? Is that gravy?

Sounds good to me pal. Only way to approach this is wholeheartedly, casinobay into a canal style.

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These things used to be easier when I was a drunk, but I’m sure it’ll be fine when we get there :slightly_smiling_face:

Drinking coffee in the shade, waiting for the gin shop to open.


Update: i’ve switched to watching Seinfeld. These days Kramer’s cockamamie schemes actually sound pretty reasonable to me, might start living by his teachings.

He has a LOT of good ideas.

Don’t set up a smoking room though.


Morning all. Just having a tinned breakfast on toast and some coffee. Off for a mad one in Hull with a pair of ATD’s later. Enjoy your days.