#107

Sweated through my shorts :face_vomiting:

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#108

Whoah cringe
Kid has an eye appointment later. They called while we were out to ask if we could come earlier. Wife on the phone and says “oh, I will just check” puts them on mute and then asks me and I’m all “well, no, just stick to the time, there’s no benefit to us in going earlier, we’re out now, it’s just a pain to change things about, just say no to them.” And a bit more blah blah from me.
Except my wife hadn’t put phone on mute but speaker phone so it’s like she was all “ hang on a minute I’ll just get my husband to mouth off to you for a bit”

  • Hahaha
  • I’m so sorry this happened to u
  • Idgi or something

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#109

I’ve been for a lie down and then a shower. After that I had a banana and a yogurt and a glass of juice.

Not sure why I still feel drained of energy.

#110
  • Ridiculous mushroom shorts
  • Normal blue shorts
  • Maybe you have other clean shorts

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#111

It’s too hot to even sit on the settee with a cold beer.

Orrible.

#112

How about now?

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  • Oooh, that’s more like it
  • Getting there, but i think they can go a while longer
  • I prefer my burger onions raw

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#113

Ffs stop cooking them!

#114

Patience, grasshopper.

#115

A few weeks ago I went to the farmers market and bought the best cherries I’ve ever had. I’ve been back to the market most weeks since and that seller hasn’t been there. Today he was back so I bought half a kilo of cherries! AND they were only €4 which is soooooo much cheaper than the supermarket.

Plus the weather is amazing today so all in all it’s a good day so far!

:cherries: :cherries: :cherries:

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#116

And now?

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  • Now THAT’S what I’m talking about
  • I prefer my onions crispy
  • Well done for burning your onions
  • Two hours?! It took you two hours and that’s all you’ve got to show?!
  • Swear down, if you take up anymore server space with photos of your fucking onions, I’m going to permaban you
  • …and that gnomegood accomplice of yours
  • Slow onion frittata oooh and add peas
  • They look good, but you know what, had you fried them with bhaji spices, you’d be enjoying bahji topped hotdogs later
  • Which would have been a better use of two hours
  • Do you, per chance, have any spare hotdogs, for I’ve developed a strong hankering for hotdogs throughout the early part of this afternoon
  • Take them to the Matthews Bridge

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#117

Heres my recent cherry story

Ive havent had any cherries for ages, i didnt used to like them as a kid.

At my gfs family’s house getting food sorted to take and she asked if i want to take some cherries i said i dont know if i like them i might try one later and she puts some in a tupperware thing to take

Get on holiday, I’m like where are those cherries i wanna see if i like em.

She’s like oh i ate all the ones in tupperware befoe we set off whilst you were upstairs.

So i dont know if i like cherries as an adult.

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#118

Sorry for taking forever. I comb it I’m thr shower if it needs it when I’ve got conditioner on but usually just fingers and scrunch. You don’t want to disturb the curl clumps that form, if you do just wet it a bit again

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#119

I am melting, I am a highlander, this heat is not for me.

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#120

onions on hotdogs:

  • fine if the sausage is a british/irish sausage but deffo not for frankfurters
  • like em on both
  • like em on neither
  • with frankfurters = fine, but not with a british and irish isles sausage

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#121
  • i call hot dogs ‘deputy dawgs’
  • i don’t do this but might start
  • i would never do this

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#122

Needs a ‘like them, but never really worth the effort’

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#123

My brother says deputy dawg Every chance he gets

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#124

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#125

results to this poll are absolutely ridiculous btw. have a good hard look at yourselves, dissers.

#126

Hot Diggity Dawgs.

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