I was at my friends flat last night and it was so fucking hot despite having fancy fans and the windows open and now I’m extra grateful for my cool flat, you poor sweaty lambs

from where?

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No I will not imagine that.

Imagine if your idea of sex was to swim back to the river you were born in, jizz or release eggs in the water and then die

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I’ve been to my friends by bike (got sweaty but there was a nice breeze when up to speed)

Now I’m home again in the garden having a tea

My companion tonight has suggested we wear swimming cossies under our clothes so we can go for a swim later on. Another episode of casualty in the making

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Sporadically walking into our downstairs loo, which is windowless, and has a tiled floor. It’s glorious in there.

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Horrific, isn’t it, but that’s the grim reality for many.

I really need to check my privilege.

Sheer tranquility.

Sounds more 999 / evening news about the coast guard being called out

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My neighbour has a 70s playlist on In the garden

She was harmonising quite effectively to Dancing Queen but now it’s YMCA , she’s turned it down a bit

So gutted that I’m not at a wedding garden party right now cos of that fucking mobile phone application. And there’s a huge party going on on the communal terrace for my block of flats which is the only outdoor space I have access to and they are being very loud and I am very jealous.

Oooh this is good news, I’ll be trying it at home next weekend!

Well…possibly getting a curry but not sure. Its very warm so not sure but I really fancy some mushroom pilau rice. :thinking: I could go for a milder dish tbf.

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Biriyani!

Shiiit

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Chopping a few onions, moving them round a hot pan for 10 mins and then frying them on low for 40 mins is pretty low effort imo and very worth it.

My ears are burning

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rinsed mate.

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It’s straightforward if you’re not that bothered about egg quality

You get a 1 second window where the whites cooked enough and the yolks still fully runny

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