C-c-c-c-c-c… etc

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Back from the Big Tesco Shop. People have definitely stopped giving a shot about the safety of themselves and others, haven’t they?

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Jade, Amber, Ruby, Beryl… Amethyst.

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My absolutely wonderful and handsome and generous and talented and charming and gifted TV has just spoiled me with a gift, following on from last weekend’s garden shears.

Anyone care to guess what I’m now the proud owner of?

(FFS)

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A trowel

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Oh fuck I WISH it was that exciting

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Lifesize cardboard cutout of Roy Chubby Brown

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We do have a life size cardboard cut out of someone but it’s not Ol’ Chubbs unfortunately

23 bananas

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:sob: allergic

An “amusing” garden gnome

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Oh boy I wish! We tried making our own pizza on Friday night. Absolutely godawful :sob:

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Only room in my heart for one gnome @Gnometorious :heart_eyes:

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Gardening gloves

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Bags of peat moss

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I wish! Use some old goalie gloves when I’m wazzing the strimmer and shears round

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:blush::smiling_face_with_three_hearts: Thank you, sweet boy x

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I’ll put you all out of your misery…

Teabags. Because the blend (?) is called Morning Glory and apparently that was funny.

It’s well-established here that I always buy Yorkshire Tea. Am I being punked by my own TV?

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My partner hasn’t given me a present for WEEKS :sob:

Wanna swap? I’ll whip Avery into shape

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