C-c-c-c-c-c… etc
Back from the Big Tesco Shop. People have definitely stopped giving a shot about the safety of themselves and others, haven’t they?
Jade, Amber, Ruby, Beryl… Amethyst.
My absolutely wonderful and handsome and generous and talented and charming and gifted TV has just spoiled me with a gift, following on from last weekend’s garden shears.
Anyone care to guess what I’m now the proud owner of?
(FFS)
A trowel
Oh fuck I WISH it was that exciting
Lifesize cardboard cutout of Roy Chubby Brown
We do have a life size cardboard cut out of someone but it’s not Ol’ Chubbs unfortunately
23 bananas
allergic
An “amusing” garden gnome
Oh boy I wish! We tried making our own pizza on Friday night. Absolutely godawful
Only room in my heart for one gnome @Gnometorious
Gardening gloves
Bags of peat moss
I wish! Use some old goalie gloves when I’m wazzing the strimmer and shears round
Thank you, sweet boy x
I’ll put you all out of your misery…
Teabags. Because the blend (?) is called Morning Glory and apparently that was funny.
It’s well-established here that I always buy Yorkshire Tea. Am I being punked by my own TV?
My partner hasn’t given me a present for WEEKS
Wanna swap? I’ll whip Avery into shape