#32

Go Irons!

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#33
#34

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Can anyone explain how this isn’t just buying money? Bearing in mind sacks don’t count against rushing yards

#35

Kneel downs do count as lost yardarge, so if he has no rush attempts, he’ll probably have minus yards.I’d expect him to have a sneak or two though.

#36

Rushed 23 times in 16 regular season games, averaging 1.4 yards per game

#37

Also Donald and Suh are probably not an interior line evil Bill will want him to sneak into

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#38

Didn’t most of that yardage come on one decentish run, the one which took him over 1,000 career yards? I remember for the rest of the game he lunged forwards for the kneel downs because he didn’t want to undo it, the big nerd.

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#39

I hate him so much

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#40

Done the stats T.Brady rushing this season
Post season - minus yardage in both games
Regular
No rushing - 5
Over 0.5 - 7
Under 0.5 - 4

Kinda expect them to be in front so there’ll be no need for him to rush

#41

Come one, come all, for The_Excession’s First Annual Superbowl Prediction Game! It’s very simple, you predict the outcomes on some football and some non-football happenings, you get points when you are right. Some questions will have varying points depending on how daring you’ve been, but mainly it’s yes/no. Polls will close before kickoff.

Let’s get cracking.

Superbowl winner (15 points):

  • Rams
  • Patriots

0 voters

Total points in the game (5 points):

  • 56 or more
  • 55 or less

0 voters

First touchdown scorer:

  • Gurley (6 points)
  • Michel (6)
  • Anderson (8)
  • Edelman (8)
  • Woods (10)
  • Gronk (10)
  • White (10)
  • Other (5)

0 voters

Last touchdown scorer:

  • Gurley (6 points)
  • Michel (6)
  • Anderson (8)
  • Edelman (8)
  • Woods (10)
  • Gronk (10)
  • White (10)
  • Other (5)

0 voters

How many yards rushing for Todd Gurley? (5 points)

  • 60 or more
  • Less than 60

0 voters

How many yards receiving for Julian Edelman? (5 points)

  • 80 or more
  • Less than 80

0 voters

First Maroon 5 song you have to sit through:

  • “One More Night” (6 points)
  • “Makes Me Wonder”: (7)
  • “Sugar”: (7)
  • “Animals”: (7)
  • “Girls Like You”: (7)
  • “Moves like Jagger”: (7)
  • “Don’t Wanna Know”: (8)
  • “She Will Be Loved”: (9)
  • “This Love”: (9)
  • “Payphone”: (10)
  • “Maps”: (10)

0 voters

Lead singer’s shirt colour (5 points):

  • Black
  • White
  • Other

0 voters

Will any of Outkast turn up?

  • Just BigBoi (5 points)
  • Just Andre3000 (8)
  • Both of them (10)
  • Neither (5)

0 voters

Times the announcers point out that Sean McVay is 33 (5 points):

  • Twice or less
  • Three times or more

0 voters

MVP:

  • Brady (5 points)
  • Goff (8 points)
  • Someone else (10 points)

0 voters

#42

I’ll be on my feet throughout.

#43

… in a different room.

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#44

:wink:

#45

Saluting the brave boys and girls of the US services?

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#46

Like a true patriot

#47

You didn’t answer that one btw…

#48

Over / under on the duration of the anthem please

#49

worlds most boring sport.

Cunt comes on, kicks a field goal, then sits down attached to an oxygen tank for rest of the game. Laughable.

#50

Crash! Bang! Wallop! What an opinion

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#51

Strongly considering using my edit powers to turn this into something deeply defamatory.

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