Really wanna go dance in a field and kiss and hug people

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Too much of my zoom bants is the sort of stuff I’d be too self conscious to do on a date

I have a library of joke backgrounds

A current favourite is the one that just says “VIRUS = BAD VACCINE = GOOD” that I cant quite remember why I made

I’d say around 60% of customers today have been utter, irredeemable cunts :face_with_symbols_over_mouth:

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Cold brew fucking slaps what is wrong with you

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big, big same

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I keep saying “let’s make a pot of coffee and put it in a bottle in the fridge for tomorrow and then we can have ice coffee tomorrow which will be a nice treat”
I also keep forgetting to do this.

Do it now

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You’re a genius!

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Make some dalgona (or whatever the fuck it’s called) coffee :drooling_face::drooling_face::drooling_face:

Do it now

  • Do it now

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I like that she also called it out in her outro :smiley:

Ground coffee, ratio of 1:9 with water, put in fridge for 24 hours, strain/filter, serve on ice. If so inclined add condensed milk, or make a sugar syrup with cinnamon or vanilla in it.

you and me baby ain’t nothing but mammals

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I generally trust your drinks knowledge/skills but 1:9 ratio?!

I like it milky but strong.

you’re leaving it to brew for 24 hours, trust me, it’s very strong. 1 cup of coffee:9 cups of water is perfect

Wait, 10 cups? Who has a coffee pot that big?!

Well I use a huge Ikea thing to make enough for basically the week. But the ratio is the same

This thing. It holds perfectly 10 cups so :raised_hands:t2:

I had to retake this picture because the original one included me in very nsfw shorts

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Get one of these https://www.hario.co.uk/collections/coffee-brew-cold-brew/products/cold-brew-coffee-pot-large?variant=10227966443556
Then you just need to stick the coffee and water in the fridge

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