Superglued myself to a 20cm high Hermione Granger doll earlier

Luckily lots of warm water and nail polish remover sorted it but I didn’t fancy a run to the shops for rubbing alcohol holding the doll the whole way.

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How is this not a jordan thread?

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I know.

I was trying to attach a replacement for the wand that went missing and messed up.

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Feels more Barleysugar I think.

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Superglued myself to a 20cm high Hermione Granger doll earlier.

The wand was made of stick

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The replacement wand actually was a stick…

Hate it when I do that

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I know, right?

Theo is 5cm tall

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Try this next time

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Got a 20 cm Ron Weasley stuck in my arse.

Can’t go to the hospital because his screams are so loud I wouldn’t be allowed on the bus.

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Well I got a 40cm wizard stuck up my arse.

Longbottom

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Can’t stop hearing the thread title in Johnny cash’s Hurt voice

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… in protest against JK Rowling’s recent comments.

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is this the daily thread

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Theo protecting the important statues.

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This isn’t my vibe at all tbh

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It’s the crookshank

It’s the crookshank

Accidentally shot loads of JK Rowling merch into space while I was playing with it on a football pitch

astro terf

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Posting in legendary thread

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