Go on then
Someone tried to sell me a coat yesterday. Started at 60 and he was being really confident and properly salesman. Had me try on the coat so I could get a feel for how good it was.
He took me to a quiet corner and said I could have it for twenty. He must have thought I was a master negotiator but I didn’t want the coat and I had no money on me. I was actually on the lookout for a cape.
He didn’t twist my arm is what I’m saying.
Did you get your cape?
No couldn’t find the sort I wanted sadly.
What kind are you in the market for?
A very long black one that a shepherd might wear.
For general wear, or special occasions?