"Sure, I'd glance at that"

In this thread, what we can do, is post some polls of hypothetical things that someone might want to glance at but that other people would say “I’ll avert my eyes actually”

The poll options should be

“Sure, I’d glance at that”
and
“I’ll avert my eyes actually”

First example:

A statue of a famous person but the statue is made of glass and is entirely transparent

  • “Sure, I’d glance at that”
  • “I’ll avert my eyes actually”

0 voters

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Great thread idea.

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Thank you Stephen

Person busking with 1(one) Caribbean steel drum

  • “Sure, I’d glance at that”
  • “I’ll avert my eyes actually”

0 voters

The sun rising majestically on the Serengeti whilst an elephant (silhouetted by the sun) raises it’s trunk to the heavens

  • “Sure, I’d glance at that”
  • “I’ll avert my eyes actually”

0 voters

a man walking a blind parrot on a string

  • I would glance at that
  • I would look away

0 voters

RTF you complete dick

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Someone tells you they have some small crabs on their eyeballs

  • “sure, I’d glance at that”
  • “I’ll avert my eyes, actually”

0 voters

A crying mother tenderly gives her firstborn over to be sacrificed to the sun god, to bring good favour for the coming harvest

  • “Sure, I’ll glance at that”
  • “I’ll avert my eyes actually”

0 voters

Someone do a successful backflip in a phone box

  • “Sure, I’d glance at that”
  • “I’ll avert my eyes actually”

0 voters

Tryhard bellend (the backflipper, not you [unless you are the hypothetical backflipper]).

I’ve never backflipped

The slippery fox who owes you big time that you’ve finally cornered after twenty minutes of hi-jinx points over your shoulder and says “Wow! Look at that!”

  • “Sure, I’d glance at that”
  • “I’ll avert my eyes, actually”

0 voters

the world’s tallest man and the world’s heaviest man having a screaming, very bitter and clearly very personal argument in public

  • “sure, I’d glance at that”
  • “I’ll avert my eyes actually”

0 voters

Reckon I’d have a solid glance at any two people having a personal row in public.

A rabbit mosies on past riding a tricycle fitted with a from basket, in which the cat has a strong selection of environmentally sound cleaning products. The rabbit looks purposeful and although it’s not clear from the array of products visible, what this purpose might be, it’s spring and so you are fairly certain nothing untoward is afoot. Over the road is what professes to be the town’s finest cheese pies.

  • “Sure, I’d glance at that”
  • “I’ll avert my eyes actually”

0 voters

Just a normal rock in a place where a normal rock would be expected to be

  • “Sure, I’d glance at that”
  • “I’ll avert my eyes actually”

0 voters

A just about visible bogey on the nose of a person you admire and respect

  • “Sure, I’d glance at that”
  • “I’ll avert my eyes actually”

0 voters

A very attractive chugger.

  • “Sure, I’d glance at that”
  • “I’ll avert my eyes, actually”

0 voters

Where do you all get your crazy ideas