I’d be terrible as a wine taster. Hate things being wasted, and as such I’d be wasted all the time. It’s hard enough with mouthwash.
haha oral sex
Like with jizz or something? Do you mean jizz?
love downing a cup of flouride mouthwash and flicking the Vs at the dentist and their assistant
Rude, costs them loads to replace that rather than recycling it.
Anyone for recycled cheese on toast?
serves the money grabbing bastards right. They didn’t start none, wouldn’t be none
Was rushing around one morning before work. Was using some mouthwash, but decided to save time by multitasking and rinsing while walking downstairs, idea being I’d spit it in the kitchen sink. Was halfway to the kitchen and felt a sneeze brewing so did a big minty misty sneeze all over the hall.
It was you, my brown-eyed girl!
Swallowed some toothpaste on Wednesday. Burns a bit but your breath smells sweet
@marckee is there a difference between the 50p home brand mouth wash and the £5 Corsodyl / other stuff?
Just wait until you take a shit!
Spitting when you meant to swallow?