#9

Yeah, I was told that. But everyone uses it to mean pooped so I dunno

#11

Jay - Im just really good at shagging now thats all im saying.
Neal - How do you do it best then?
Jay - Just deep, try and get really deep…right up to the balls
Neal - And do you put the balls in…ive heard you gotta put the balls in really to make it work?
Jay - …er ye, can do some girls like it some dont.

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#12

but what about the knackers yard for horses - is that just for horses that have had horse sex?

#13

Let’s hope so. Cigarettes and velvet horse blankets all round…

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#14

velvet horse blankets could be a great swear word replacement

#15

They say shit on Eastenders and stuff now don’t they? Have done for years. And bitch too.

#16

Remember being on a predominantly US DVD forum shortly after Sexy Beast came out. If you’ve not seen it then pretty much every other word out of Ben Kingsley’s mouth is ‘cunt’. An American on that forum made a comment along the lines of “I guess that word’s just not as offensive in England”. :smiley:

(Was quickly put straight because we weren’t monsters.)

#17

never really come across this either. maybe it was for older generations? (NO OFFENCE LIKE)

#18

Either everyone in Scotland hates me or cunt means something very different up here

#19

did have a primary school teacher though who told us not to watch Father Ted cos it was so blasphemous

#20

quite sweet that you think those must be mutually exclusive

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#22

Berk

#23

bloody
bastard
frigging
bugger
sod
shite instead of shit

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#24

yelled this quite loudly over xmas when my 5 year old nephew unexpectedly threw a ball in my face. realised immediately after that i probably shouldn’t have.

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#25

“…'S BIRTHDAY IS TODAY!”

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#26

twat

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#27

Ha. Time for me to wheel out my favourite anecdote about a visibly distraught family friend at my dad’s funeral: “Ah, son! Ye ken yer faither wis a great cunt. like! Best ae tartan.”

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#28

My uncle was a priest and he fucking loved a bit of father ted. That and fegs

#29

I say feck quite often now, it really sure where it registers

#30

Has piss been said? Remember at school I got in trouble for that one.
And ‘hell’ in America seems to be taken quite badly