#4

knackered - still not convinced it’s swearing but I got told off at school plenty for saying it.
arse - not sure tbh

#5

My Northern Irish friend told me once that damn and hell are a bigger deal as swear words over there too. But then I think NI (and the USA) has a higher percentage of Christians so I guess that must hold sway.

#6

I’ve never really come across this, although I was told off in p1 or something for saying hell.

Gf was worried about swearing in front of parents. When I mentioned to her afterwards that she swore loads (didn’t care, just making conversation) she said lol that’s not a swear word.

#7

JESUS CHRIST

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#8

Someone I used to workn with said knackered means just had sex, whereas I thought it just meant very tired…Maybe explains it.

Frigging is another one…

#9

Yeah, I was told that. But everyone uses it to mean pooped so I dunno

#11

Jay - Im just really good at shagging now thats all im saying.
Neal - How do you do it best then?
Jay - Just deep, try and get really deep…right up to the balls
Neal - And do you put the balls in…ive heard you gotta put the balls in really to make it work?
Jay - …er ye, can do some girls like it some dont.

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#12

but what about the knackers yard for horses - is that just for horses that have had horse sex?

#13

Let’s hope so. Cigarettes and velvet horse blankets all round…

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#14

velvet horse blankets could be a great swear word replacement

#15

They say shit on Eastenders and stuff now don’t they? Have done for years. And bitch too.

#16

Remember being on a predominantly US DVD forum shortly after Sexy Beast came out. If you’ve not seen it then pretty much every other word out of Ben Kingsley’s mouth is ‘cunt’. An American on that forum made a comment along the lines of “I guess that word’s just not as offensive in England”. :smiley:

(Was quickly put straight because we weren’t monsters.)

#17

never really come across this either. maybe it was for older generations? (NO OFFENCE LIKE)

#18

Either everyone in Scotland hates me or cunt means something very different up here

#19

did have a primary school teacher though who told us not to watch Father Ted cos it was so blasphemous

#20

quite sweet that you think those must be mutually exclusive

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#22

Berk

#23

bloody
bastard
frigging
bugger
sod
shite instead of shit

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#24

yelled this quite loudly over xmas when my 5 year old nephew unexpectedly threw a ball in my face. realised immediately after that i probably shouldn’t have.

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#25

“…'S BIRTHDAY IS TODAY!”

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