Swear words that you don't think of as swear words

bloody
bastard
frigging
bugger
sod
shite instead of shit

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yelled this quite loudly over xmas when my 5 year old nephew unexpectedly threw a ball in my face. realised immediately after that i probably shouldn’t have.

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“…'S BIRTHDAY IS TODAY!”

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twat

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Ha. Time for me to wheel out my favourite anecdote about a visibly distraught family friend at my dad’s funeral: “Ah, son! Ye ken yer faither wis a great cunt. like! Best ae tartan.”

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My uncle was a priest and he fucking loved a bit of father ted. That and fegs

I say feck quite often now, it really sure where it registers

Has piss been said? Remember at school I got in trouble for that one.
And ‘hell’ in America seems to be taken quite badly

Melon farmer.

English folk innocently using “jobby” :grin: