#4

probably wouldnā€™t have even noticed it

#5

Yeah, I mean, I enjoyed the story to an extent but I think if any of his friends had reacted to seeing some TP (toilet paper) on the floor by suggesting that their mate might have had it between his arsecheeks to dry his crack out it would reflect really weirdly on them.

#6

How loose were his underpants and/or trousers?

#7

yeah, is there a name for that thing of when you know about something itā€™s because you must have done it yourself?

like when ZXCVBNM asked how to remove films youve watched from your netflix ā€˜films youā€™ve watched listā€™

Itā€™s not ā€˜the one who smelt it dealt itā€™ because thatā€™s not necessarily true

#8

it was the early noughties so his trousers were REALLY baggy

#9

#10

He probably had threadworm or something.

#11

If there is one I donā€™t know what it is

#12

yes, I didnā€™t look but I have heard you can actually see them. I think my mum told me that when your child has them the doctor tells you to go and have a look at their bum in the night and you can see them

#13

nocturdal

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#14

Yeah, the females come out overnight and lay their eggs, and secrete an irritant of some sort, which makes babies itch their bums and subsequently swallow the eggs in their sleep.

It can be very common in nurseries and creches. Itā€™s not really a health risk, other than it disrupting sleep.

#15

Well this got surprisingly grim surprisingly quickly.

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#17

iā€™ve got 3 kids - Iā€™ve seen plenty of threadworms in my time

#18

Couldā€™ve had a spot of chefā€™s arse.

Can be v. painful so be careful.

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#20

do you think at the end of the day after he removed the bum sweat soaked toilet paper, he was tempted to sniff it before chucking it out?

#21

Yes?

#22

Should have fastened it with sellotape. That would have made it not weird.

#23

FFS (for fuckā€™s sake)

#24

Laughing my arse off :smiley: