video please

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don’t have one, my man. will be sure to do it next time - which could be tomorrow night as I’m having some birthday drinks and it will no doubt be an ‘all back to mine to get completely cunted’ sort of scenario

I do however have a secret short video of Darren talking absolute nonsense at 4 in the morning

might upload that

yeah, this is all sorts of awful

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Don’t think I’m capable anymore, last one was a few years ago, did one of those Facebook personality tests and got 0% friendliness, guess that explains it

HB4tomorrow

it’s Monday mate. feel free to come back on Monday and say the same thing

HB4mondayincaseiforget

Just make friends with whoever I work with really. Just had one hand in his notice so a new one should be along soon enough.

A friend of mine’s new boyfriend. He’s quite a bit younger than me and cares about cars and sport and stuff, but we get on.

nope

Haven’t made any IRL non-work friends since about 2001 mate

Hoogy will be devastated

Hoogy and all my other wonderful DiS friends straddle the IRL line as I consider you all friends before actually meeting you.

what a lovely thing to say

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a single tear rolls down my cheek

Oh, didn’t read the next post.

Got too many if anything. No, I don’t want to come to your fucking wedding in Lithuania!*

*I actually do.

Apparently NCT classes with furnish me with a bunch of new parent friends I am obliged to get on with indefinitely. Very sceptical.

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oof.

I’m just worried they’ll all be exactly like me, and so I’ll hate them.

Or they’ll all be “oh lets all head down the pub and watch some football” and I’ll hate that too.

I just got a FaceBook friend request from some girl who has no friends in common with me, and what seems like a completely made up name. Does that count?