So are you a regular swimmer? Do you visit your local swimming baths for some aqua exercise? Are you one of those string kit bag wankers who invents strokes to swim to exercise their right gluteus maximus and don’t give a fuck about any other lane user? Or do you swim breast stroke not letting a hair on your head get wet?
Me, I swim twice maybe three times a week (couple of evenings and very early Sunday mornings). Usually an hour / 2 to 2.5km per session, constant swimming. Front crawl one way, breast stroke the other. No rests. No fucking flippers or floats or hand paddles or any of that bullshit. No chat either. In the pool. Swim. Get out. Courteous to other lane users. Only equipment is nose clip, ear plugs and goggles. Oh and speedo Lycra long shorts.
How bout you?