Swimwear mega thread


#1

Nothing is mega at all about this. But a good excuse for a poll. i am going to do the man’s one because if i attempt the woman’s one i’m going to miss out various technical terms of bikinis and swimsuits i bet. Can a female help pls?

Anyway:

MEN’S PREFERRED SWIMWEAR CHOICES

  • Speedos
  • Short/swimming shorts
  • Baggier/Bermuda shorts
  • Any of the above with additional covering (t-shirt etc)
  • Wetsuit
  • Mankini
  • Thong

0 voters


#2

I voted for short swimming shorts because bermuda ones really piss me off


#3

Classic style Ralph Lauren swim trunks here. Not too long, but not too revealing either. Good stuff.

Bermuda shorts are so gross/ugly. Whatever’s comfortable though innit.


#4

Can I have up to two choices? Swimming shorts for swimming; baggier shorts for if I’m at the beach somewhere warm and might fancy a dip but might not. (But not bermuda shorts).


#5

I’m not sure which I have really. They’re sort of between the two you’ve mentioned. I just thought swim shorts came in one variety, TBH.


#6

while the poll is restrictive, my heart is not. two choices it is


#7

It’s also anonymous. WTF?


#8

Perhaps he don’t want to have the vision of me wearing a mankini in his head.

Oops.


#9

cock in hand tbh


#10

I wear shorts but I am not a great swimmer so speedos would be better I imagine but there for pros not for splashing around really. I hear speedos are popular in Germany, Balonz?


#11

Board shorts innit. Those babies dry in minutes.


#12

Voted for short swimming shorts - will be buying some on lunch. Determined to finally go for a swim this weekend.


#13

people get shy about body stuff and i don’t want anyone to feel put upon


#14

Lots of places on the continent ban you from wearing anything but speedos.


#15

THIS WAS MEANT FOR @1101010 ffs


#16

I liked it


#17

Theo in speedos


#18

Obviously


#19

perverts to a man.


#20

George Michael’s original song lyrics were less well received