Table Sport Proposals

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#1

Got table football and table tennis covered.

What have we missed?


#2

Table chess


#3

Table darts. For when you want to play darts in the pub but can’t be arsed to stand up.


#4

But this is the original version, simply called “Chess”.

Would you like me to explain the concept of this thread in more detail?


#5

Is it miniaturised in any way?


#6

It’s like a table version of that chess game that people play with giant pieces on the ground in some parks.


#7

We used to have a little table that was square and had a pocket in each corner. You had to flick a ‘cue’ counter and pot all your counters (either white or black) and you could only flick forwards from where you were sitting. I thought it was called Karum but google does not.


#8

Billiards is basically just table croquet #makeuthink


#9

Not so much. Just quite close to the dartboard with some form of dart grabber so I don’t have to get up and pull them out of the board.


#10

Table Sumo


#11

This feels more like “Lazy Darts” than table darts, it’s missing the core table integration into the game’s narrative


#12

I am struggling to conceptualise this, could you give me more context perhaps?


#13

Table Kabaddi


#14

The scoreboard can be on the table I guess? Someone else can work it though I really can’t be bothered.


#15

I’m afraid that I’ll need more information as to how this game’s rules will be applied to this new format.


#16

You and your rival both stand on a table, or maybe a table each but both pushed together, and try and force the other one off onto the floor to their fiery demise


#17

Oh the floor is lava. Forgot to mention that bit


#18

Thank you for your proposal, we will be in touch if we decide to go ahead with your suggestion.


#19

Table American Football, but it’s between orcs and humans and is marginally more violent.


#20

Table ten pin bowling. Think that has legs