Table Sport Proposals

Table water polo

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You may get wet.

Cricket’s been done. Loved this as a kid:

Beefy and Gower on the box too:

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Table curling. Use the ice snooker table I invented upthread

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Why is that picture so small!?

Table bobsleigh. Remote controlled bobsleighs, like Scalextric on ice

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Try again

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I am curious, surely the ball would just get stuck all the time and it’d be painfully slow waiting for it to float anywhere

There was a craze at my school for a bit for “table rugby” . It involved shoving coins round a table. To score a tri you had to shove a coin so it was half on/ off the table then flip it and catch it

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Table football

  • Keeper and defenders for me lads, I’ve got this
  • Midfield and forwards #goalsgoalsgoals

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This shouldn’t have been a reply to you hoogs.

I’m properly shit at table football

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Do you spin the players over 360 degrees Ant?

Of course not, I’m not an animal

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Anyone that spins should have their hands cut off

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Really struggle with defense, yet my cat-like reflexes make me a mean striker.

Phew!

Alright Deckard

Little point of order here, “cat like reflexes” is used exclusively for referring to goalkeepers when conversing about soccer.

Nothing better than scoring as the left back though.

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What’s that? You want me to explain? Ok then!

Two small tables, one is the starting table where the athlete stands, the other is the target landing destination. The first stage is a simple stationary hop from table A to table B. Gradually table B gets further and further away. The contestant is eliminated when they can no longer reach table B/breaks their shins

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