I think he (albeit ashamedly) thought it was a bit amusing.

If I’m indoors and 10pm has passed and you’re still not home from a night out, you’re on your own. Don’t call me.

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Ok.

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???

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I can’t remember the last time I was out after 10 so you don’t have to worry.

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Oh good.

Make sure you shower before you get in bed. That picture shows up your sweat patches.

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thoroughly enjoyed this tale lonzy, paul sounds like quite the card

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Nice to know that your real name is Paul, Lonzy.

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WOAH. Fucking hell. My art deserves more respect than it gets sometimes.

Also nice to know he and @zxcvbnm2 we’re once good drinking buddies.

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big night at the peacocks was it?

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No wonder he couldnt get home if he was blindfolded

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Then who was phone??

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This guy freaks me out at Woking station on a daily basis

Jesus!

Painting the statue is a step too far for sure.

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Guy from work walked from Wakefield to Barnsley after a leaving do the other week. Only new because of his watch tracking him

This one is in the Peacocks

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Didn’t give Dave a lift? Bit harsh

Do you like Woking?

I don’t know, I’ve never Woked.

HAHAHAHA

I prefer to woke ham, myself.