- Totally gross
- Gross, but sort of sweet
- Sweet, but sort of gross
- Totally sweet
If there was ever a poll that needed to be multiple choice
I was talking to some friends about scandal in the early 90’s wherein a News of the World phone hacking revealed that Prince Charles, in conversation with Camilla Parker-Bowles, expressed his wish to become a tampon and go up inside her.
I think, notwithstanding the totally unethical and nonconsensual way in which the information was made public, it’s quite a sweet and candid admission, and weirdly progressive from a person who you’d expect to be buttoned-up and repressed in that area.
I can imagine John Cooper Clarke saying it
Self-deprecating little quip
Reckon they sadly don’t. They’re hyper indoctrinated on The Canon and it’s mostly the bog standard classical standards/operas for entertainment interspersed with radio 4.
Bet they fucking love Gogglebox.
They’re all well into hunting too arent they couldn’t watch even a nature doc with them
Charles dad (literally forgot his name, former Duke of Edinburgh) told Rick Stein he likes his programmes but hates it when he starts getting philosophical
Royal Family Gogglebox
Charles having a cheeky shoogle to Naked Attraction after Camilla goes to bed.
Wills and Kate white-knuckling it through an unexpected sex scene during a Boxing Day film
Maybe not the best turn of phrase!
Keir Starmer sitting awkwardly while Charles and Camilla just start proper Frenching each other next to that massive fuckin piano