"Tampongate"

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  • Totally gross
  • Gross, but sort of sweet
  • Neutral
  • Sweet, but sort of gross
  • Totally sweet

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What

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Oh, that

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If there was ever a poll that needed to be multiple choice

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I was talking to some friends about scandal in the early 90’s wherein a News of the World phone hacking revealed that Prince Charles, in conversation with Camilla Parker-Bowles, expressed his wish to become a tampon and go up inside her.

I think, notwithstanding the totally unethical and nonconsensual way in which the information was made public, it’s quite a sweet and candid admission, and weirdly progressive from a person who you’d expect to be buttoned-up and repressed in that area.

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I can imagine John Cooper Clarke saying it

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  • They’re clearly still randy and I do wanna think about it

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  • Charles: “Oh god. I’ll just live inside your trousers or something. It would be much easier!”
  • Camilla: (Laughs.) “What are you going to turn into, a pair of knickers?” (Both laugh). “Oh, you’re going to come back as a pair of knickers.”
  • Charles: “Or, God forbid, a Tampax. Just my luck!” (Laughs.)
  • Camilla: “You are a complete idiot!” (Laughs.) “Oh, what a wonderful idea!”
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Self-deprecating little quip

#justiceforcharles

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Reckon they sadly don’t. They’re hyper indoctrinated on The Canon and it’s mostly the bog standard classical standards/operas for entertainment interspersed with radio 4.

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Bet they fucking love Gogglebox.

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They’re all well into hunting too arent they :nauseated_face: couldn’t watch even a nature doc with them

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Charles dad (literally forgot his name, former Duke of Edinburgh) told Rick Stein he likes his programmes but hates it when he starts getting philosophical

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Big Phil

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Royal Family Gogglebox

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Charles having a cheeky shoogle to Naked Attraction after Camilla goes to bed.

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Wills and Kate white-knuckling it through an unexpected sex scene during a Boxing Day film

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Maybe not the best turn of phrase!

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  • I listened to that thing when Prince Charles was in a shed with Simon Armitage

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Keir Starmer sitting awkwardly while Charles and Camilla just start proper Frenching each other next to that massive fuckin piano