Tanliness

Been home from holiday for a couple of weeks so they’ve basically faded now

I have “t-shirt tan” 60 seconds a minute, 60 minutes an hour, 24 hours a day, 7 days a week, 365 days a year, 10 years a decade, 100 years a century.

what about leap years

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No tanlines on February 29th. Interesting

Fuck you, buddy

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everybody get a load of antpocalypsenow and his mysterious disappearing (on one day only) tanlines!

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yes

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‘t-shirt tan’ is an anagram of ‘t-shirt ant’, ironically

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Woah!

Shove that up your cock, Alanis

I just burn and peel.