prefer silly novelty stuff like this that is clearly designed to be out there than just depressing or bad sweets like liquorice allsorts or something

(liquorice allsorts are probably the only bad sweets that exist tbf)

oh yeah and jelly babies

Enjoy pork pie boiled sweets at Reading West Services

it’s a little bit of banter in a box essentially

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Exactly.

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Exactly my point (I am aware I am allergic to fun)

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yeah you have to be careful around fun

I don’t want to get any of it on me

think you’re safe here

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Worst thing about coaches

  • That weird hot dusty smell
  • Toilet access
  • Leg room
  • Being in one that’s stuck in traffic is the closest experience on earth to actual purgatory

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75% chance that I’ll projectile vomit over the person in front of or next to me

Going to stand at the opposite end of the runway bus to you when we inevitably bump into each other at Stansted

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Cheese and onion lager, the prawn cocktail is a gose.

The lager was not as bad as I feared, will let you know how the other one gose once I’ve had it.

Didn’t choose these to be clear, they were part of a subscription bundle.

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Fucking X5, you’d spend twenty minutes stuck in traffic getting into Bedford, get to the bus station, nobody gets on or off, then you go sit in the same traffic in the other direction for twenty minutes to get back out of Bedford. And you probably need a piss but not badly enough to risk the toilet yet.

People taking off their shoes and having a sleep where their naked feet are aimed even closer to you

And people on their phones obvs

Don’t think I’ve ever been on a coach that was empty enough for someone to be able to put their feet up, they’ve always been rammed.

Oh…they’ll always find a way

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Once I went on an overnight coach thinking I’d save money on a hotel

Hahahaha

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