Tastiest parts of the human body

Would you rather

  • Human zombies ate your brain
  • Spider zombies ate your brain

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I’ve gone spiders and here is my reasoning.

I like humans and spiders
I’m not totally comfortable with spiders jumping and crawling all over me
BUT
I reckon trying to fend off humans with human faces trying to eat my brain would be more horrific in reality than spiders doing it (who I kind of suspect would be up for it anyway)

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exactly the same here.
there’s also a chance you would know some of the zombies.
maybe even the chances are quite high, in the same way that you’re more likely to be killed by your partner than anyone else in the world, except the actual research hasn’t been done to prove it with zombies yet.

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Would enjoy the human contact at this stage of the pandemic tbh

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Understandable :woman_zombie:

Would you rather be eaten alive quickly by a regular person zombie, or slowly by a smokin’ hot zombie babe?

Me personally if I’m going to die I’m going out eaten by the sexy zombie

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Ftfy

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are there any body parts you haven’t tasted?

  • ass
  • willy
  • balls
  • fanny
  • feet
  • armpit
  • hair
  • lower back
  • calves
  • nips
  • other

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Voted other for eyeball. Think I’ve tasted ‘most’ other external body parts :thinking:

the survival story you’re referring to here is properly, properly mad

very much worth reading about on wikipedia

this is probably the (non sexy) answer, and the more I think about it the weirder it is

If I can reach it with my mouth I’ve tasted it.

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Wise words from a wise man

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