Tatler's Poshest Baby Names for 2017

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Npeter!

Hum as a name, come on.

These arent posh, just shiteee

Npeter Ndlovu.

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Little baby quail

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Quail Platt

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Get him up front alongside little baby Ormerod

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‘Gethsemane" is the twenty-fourth and final episode of the fourth season of the American science fiction television series The X-Files. It premiered on the Fox network on May 18, 1997. It was directed by R.W. Goodwin, and written by series creator Chris Carter.’

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Oh hi, I’d like you to meet my son and daughter Zebedee and Yellow.

Fuck the fuck right fucking off

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God of the sun on Earth
God of the sun on Tattooine

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@lwt

‘Koala…Yak! Time for dinner.’

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Surely, even if you were at Eton or something you’d still end up having the shit kicked out of you for being called some of these. Child cruelty, really.

Plus in my experience actual posh people tend to be named more traditionally, so fuck knows where the Tatler’s got all these from.

Winchester College, ten years time. Guarantee it.

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It’s the garden Jesus was arrested in, isn’t it?

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Want your bad romance.

Ladygard-abandonreply

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FENSTON!

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No posh person has ever called their baby Queenie. It’s how some east end geezer refers to his dear old mum down the pub.

none of those are posh