Unusually feel like having a pudding today.

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god i can’t even look at a beer right now :nauseated_face:

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Such a delicate little :sunflower:

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I am so, so, so bored.

The person who runs the site I’m visiting wants to take us on a walk up a mountain to see the sunset before dinner. I’m wearing brogues.

Help.

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There’s an Irish person in this meeting. I just heard one German ask another “was is ‘gobshite?’”

Fully done.

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Hahahaha! Yessss!

I really hope this actually happened

I can imagine it happening as I had a German friend visiting who asked me, “Vot does ze word ‘cunt’ mean?” totally seriously.

“Vot does ze word ‘cunt’ mean?”

The most astonishing thing about this is the inconsistent pronunciation going on. It’s like they remember they’re not in Allo Allo halfway through the question.

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That’s more to do with me not bothering to type it all phonetically, to be fair.

It happened at a gig by Ivor Biggun & the Red Nosed Burglars, famous for their record “The W*inkers Song (Misprint)”. She shouted it in my ear at that exact moment that the song featuring said word came to an abrupt end. Everyone in the room, band, punters and bar staff, took at least 15 minutes to stop laughing, pull themselves together and carry on with the gig.

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How are your brogued feet doing?

I “borrowed” some safety shoes from the factory. Shh.

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Cheater.

Dance!
Nothing left for me to do but dance!
All these mountains I’m climbing just dance!
Got

On my heels tonight baybeeee

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:confused: oh no, here, have a hug emoji :hugs:

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