Technology You Want


#1

can already exist.

think its @aboynamedgoo that has a washing machine that you can turn on/off with a mobile app. I’d fucking love that in my life tbh.

also self driving taxis to finally eliminate the cabal of racist daily mail readers from the streets of London.


#2

Teleportation


#3

Hoogy is such a fucking class act eh. What a man.


#4

not bothered by the fact that you’d need to be disintegrated and then rebuilt at another location?


#5

Seems odd that washing machine doesn’t exist


#6

Nah, not if it worked alright. Would be a game changer innit.


#7

no, I believe adybongo has one?


#8

Oh, I just don’t read properly, that’s the problem here.


#9

not for me, clive. Also, I quite like travelling to places.

also where do you draw the line? would you teleport from your desk to the shitter?


#10

No way mate, wouldn’t do it in lieu of having a nice walk somewhere, would absolutely use it instead of being in a car/plane or whatever. Would be great for the planet.


#11

Vajankle


#12

is the app gonna put the washing in the machine for you as well?


#13

Don’t think so boss, but ady might be able to clear this one up.


#14

obviously


#15

In my dreams…

I can delay the start of the washing cycle by x hours, so it finishes just before I get home, but that’s as far as my hi-tech washing machine can take it.


#16

You know what, I’m fine with that compromise. Hate having to stay up waiting for the washing.


#17

Also the lost and found app I thought up earlier.


#18

what about something inside a golf ball so when it goes into the rough, you whistle or something and it reveals its location.

or rolls back onto the fairway


#19

chuckling at the thought of you as a big time golfer. it might be true, but its not something I’d have had you down as.

good idea though - could roll it out with the lost and found app. gps golf balls.


#20

I was mad into my golf in my 20’s man. used to play 2-3 times a week. now it’s mainly spliffs, stellas and pitch & putt