Ted Danson (The Musical)

Are we human, or are we Danson? Are we just Danson with our hands tied? Slow Danson in a burning room? Help me write this beautiful musical.

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Hold Me Closer, Teddy Danson
Danson in the Moonlight
You! Me! Danson!

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What’s that outside? Danson in the street!

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Danson, Danson, Dansooooonn!
I’m a Danson machine

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Health insurance rip off lying FDA big bankers buying
Fake computer crashes dining
Cloning while they’re multiplying
Fashion shoots with Ted Danson
Courtney Love, and Marilyn Manson
You’re all fakes
Run to your mansions
Come around
We’ll kick your ass in

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WHERE EVERYBODY KNOWS TED DANSON’S NAME

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He is stylish

The past is a corridor
I’m at the exit looking back through the hall
You are anonymous
I am a concrete wall

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You can’t start a fire
Can’t start a fire without a spark
This gun’s for hire
Even if it’s Ted Danson in the dark

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Danson with tears in my eyes

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Too slow Danson,
Last one out the door
(Is a dickhead)

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Baby really hurt me
Crying in the taxi
He don’t wanna know me
Said he made the big mistake of
Danson in my storm
Says it was poison

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If you change your mind
I’m the first in line
Honey, I’m still free
Take a Danson me

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