tell me the name of the bands you (or your pals) were in as a teenager
i’ve had some absolute shockers, including:
the slide
captain blackbeard
house
we never said we were good (we just said we’d do it)
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Me and my friend had a fabled page in my german exercise book where we had written a series of stoopid band names with no intention of forming bands (though we both make music now fun fax)
The only one I can remember tho is ever so slightly problematic 
Eponymous
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The Bastard Youth (first single double A side of Fuck Off/ Cunt (unreleased))
Noise Bleed
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Not a band but a ‘girl group’
ELLLE
As all three of our names started with L
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Cisco in the Aquarium
Severson
FAQ
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We were 13 
aye i was joking pal 
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Totally Mongo
Played in my friends sleazy 80s rock/metal band for the best part of a year, and they were called Jailbait. Terrible, and the lyrical content wasn’t much better. Wish I’d had better judgement
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My first band was called Strokeable
Some discarded names for it included
Chainsaw Wedgy
Bong Disposal Squad
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this is tremendous
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Haha just remembered I was going to audition for a Star Wars themed metal band called Soused with Sidious, but they split up before I could. Gutted.
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Scottish Fiction
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Why do I feel like I’ve seen this band supporting someone? Maybe in stereo?
it’s a pretty generic punk band name and i don’t think we ever played stereo so it wasn’t us 
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Thank fuck cause the mob I’m thinking of were shite. Drummer insisted on stripping down to his pants as banter. Sub-libertines landfill.
Read this as Sisqo in the Aquarium, sorry to say I think this would be better.
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Alright Idlewild
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