Paralysed by my to do list today so just moved everything to tomorrow. A plan that will surely never backfire on me!

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Pfft, that’s future Squandered’s problem. Nuts to them.

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Chaka Khan let me rock you
Let me rock you Chaka Khan

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Call them, they don’t give a shit

A couple of things I learnt from Bugsy Malone, ‘tomorrow’:
A) never comes
B) is a resting place for bums

ur a resting place for bums

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:sleeping:

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Sooo windy outside!

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windy inside here as well :smiley:

windy and rainy here.

in other news, my internet has been crap all day. my mum called the provider and it turns out we’d reached the cap so they docked our connection.

thanks for telling us chumps.

I didn’t realise there was anyone left without unlimited broadband

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yeah, when mum rang them the guy was like ‘oh well actually everyone on our new contracts doesn’t have a cap’.

mum: ‘oh, so why weren’t we moved onto that?’

them: ‘oh you have to ring us up and start a new contract’

Urgh

What the absolute fuckery?! M&S two can dine meal no longer includes wine?! :triumph::poop:

YOU WHAT MATE

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ffs i go away from england for five minutes and this is the shit they pull

She’s there now and apparently there’s anti vax protesters outside the clinic

What the fuck is wrong with people?

Can you legally kick these people in the balls?

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heeeeeey :grinning_face_with_smiling_eyes:

edit: clocking off a minute early apparently like an ABSOLUTE FUCKING REBEL

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