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Have you had your hair cut?
I ordered something from Finland two weeks ago, got an email today to say it was at customs but estimated delivery next Wednesday. It’s 2021!
They’re Just working out how much they can sting you for in processing charges
Was so excited after my invisalign consultation that I walked out without paying for my check up or booking my next one
Going back later today so I’ll pay then.
Oh god it’s going to be a lot isn’t it
From what I’ve seen online regarding imports it’s either free or £60 depending on absolutely nothing and you don’t find out until it turns up
Gave the top of my cabinet a wipe and found some contact lenses. I… don’t… wear contact lenses. Anyway they’re in date if anyone wants them
This made me assume that there’ll be £££s
ROASTY DINDINS TONIGHT
Just got my letter, getting on Sunday night.
see if you can pocket a couple of extra ones on your way out the door for me
nothing says i love you like a prick in the arm
I’ve been wearing this jumper for about three hours.
I have a load of washing on right now purely because I’ve been eating soup a lot over the last couple of days
this man stole my phone, please help
Don’t think I’ve ever eaten any quantity of tomato soup without getting some of it on me. I’m 38.
I’ll let you cough in my face in a couple of weeks
Today I didn’t even bother trying not to spill it. Just resigned myself to fact the top would need to go in the wash ASAP.
