Pissed my pants didn’t I
And now you’re just bored with pissy pants!
I actually haven’t pissed my pants. Sorry.
Last accident was probably when I chopped the top on my thumb off in July 2018. Or what I’d call an accident
Doesn’t sound like an accident
Whacked and drew blood from my index finder while trying to take the cap of a bottle of Fruh beer with my keys
Very possibly when I was bought a very sharp new knife for Christmas. You’ll never guess what I went and did - I cut myself with it!
You silly old prick!
You daft sod!
Deleted large amounts of a customer’s sales and purchase records about two or three months ago loading some new changes to their software. I was using an automated script which froze half way through. When I ran it again it zapped the records.
They had backups and were able to recover everything but they haven’t let me forget about it ever since
I tried to get a steel wool scourer out of the pack of 8 steel wool scourers and an extra one was attached to it so I tried to pull them apart and the steel wool strand connecting the two went straight into my finger and made it bleed
This was about 5pm today
Your place have any jobs going?
Splashed caustic soda all over my legs this afternoon.