Tell us about your most recent accident

PLEEEEEEEASE

Pissed my pants didn’t I

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Why?

Bored

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And now you’re just bored with pissy pants!

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I actually haven’t pissed my pants. Sorry.

Last accident was probably when I chopped the top on my thumb off in July 2018. Or what I’d call an accident

Doesn’t sound like an accident

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Whacked and drew blood from my index finder while trying to take the cap of a bottle of Fruh beer with my keys

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Very possibly when I was bought a very sharp new knife for Christmas. You’ll never guess what I went and did - I cut myself with it!

You silly old prick! :rofl:

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You daft sod! :rofl:

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Deleted large amounts of a customer’s sales and purchase records about two or three months ago loading some new changes to their software. I was using an automated script which froze half way through. When I ran it again it zapped the records.

They had backups and were able to recover everything but they haven’t let me forget about it ever since

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Whoopsie Daisy!

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I tried to get a steel wool scourer out of the pack of 8 steel wool scourers and an extra one was attached to it so I tried to pull them apart and the steel wool strand connecting the two went straight into my finger and made it bleed

This was about 5pm today

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:face_with_open_eyes_and_hand_over_mouth:

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Youcheeeee!

Your place have any jobs going?

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Splashed caustic soda all over my legs this afternoon.

Sizzle sizzle :wink: :stuck_out_tongue:

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Yes, plenty!

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