Tell us something inane


#1

I sometimes go to this baby singing thing at the library on a monday (with a baby, cheers). The woman who runs it is foreign so sings in a foreign accent, but then all the mums end up singing the songs in a foreign accent too.


#2

i am sitting on the floor attempting to assemble an ikea desk


#3

My friend Karl always takes on someone’s accent almost immediately when talking to them, especially with Australians it’s excruciating and makes it seem like he’s taking the piss


#4

was in the pub with an aussie mate last night and someone said i sounded aussie too :frowning:


#5

My gf’s colleague got some cake yesterday. There was more setup to this story when I had to suffer through the telling of it, but that was the gist of it.


#6

My father-in-law does this very unwittingly. It is difficult to go for a curry with him.


#7

op too interesting to be considered inane

BAN REQUEST


#8

I went to get some effervescent vitamin things at Waitrose at lunch and they were in the 3 for the price of 2 offer on their ‘wellbeing’ products and the lady supervising the self-checkouts didn’t know that deal was back on until I bought them and she saw the offer on my self-service screen


#9

I tuck the ball of my earring behind the lobe.


#10

Do you ever pop your ear lobe in your ear hole?


#11

Wow. This should be the op.


#12

My knee hurts


#13

I had soup for lunch and now I’ve got wind


#14

The car park I usually park in at work was locked this morning, but because so many people are on holiday I managed to park in a closer car park than I normally can.


#15

Not lately


#16

Ever pop anything else in your ear hole?


#17

Yeah cotton wool buds all the time, drives my flatmate up the wall.


#18

I’m wearing a grey t-shirt


#19

You?


#20

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