Terrible and Good Festival Lineups Thread

Haven’t they been dropped by XL?

The Jungle tickets start at £65 so yeah, going to be plenty knocking around. Would be surprised if they even sold 5k at that price.

Every time I’ve got free/cheap for this I’ve easily spent £30 on food and booze anyway on site so they definitely make some cash even when they filter out cheapies. This isn’t exactly a big bucks lineup

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Blimey! That’s the sort of lineup that could tempt me in at the £35-40 mark, that’s crazy.

Good point on the food and drink profits though, these things always end up costing a wedge and way more than you’ve mentally accounted for.

if my phone runs out of battery I’ll meet you back at the Landfill Centrism stage at 9pm

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Feels like the most on brand Pitchfork line up in years.

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“Red Hot Chili Peppers eating competition” :nauseated_face:

The sausage names should all be in metal font.

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could do a metal font but in the form of fried onions

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Jungle is massive.

As the kids used to say.

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Horror show

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An eclectic mix of “just great 90s pop” and “just absolutely terrible 90s pop”

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Would watch Cable Street Collective if their name meant it was an entire set of punching Nazis

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Alexa show me Brexit as a music festival…

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Didn’t realise Little Man Tate were still at it.

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That’s two successive line-ups including The Lancashire Hotpots. Whoever they might be.

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Is Daytime Tv just a tent showing tipping point and loose women?

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No idea and looking at their photo I have no desire to find out.

Isn’t that The Decemberists?

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