#8
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#9

But would you collectively pre-plan to eat the same meal as nine of your mates to get it dirt cheap? I would.

#10

a service where you add your grocery list to it and it orders them all from each shop, collates them into one order, and delivers them

#11

Alright George Orwell

#12

I’m going to pitch a £1.05 shop and tap into the market of bargain shoppers who want to feel like they’re luxury shoppers.

I might specialise in paper supplies and call the shop Paper New Guinea.

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#13

I like this pun.

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#14

Me too.

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#15

Excellent. I literally just need £25k from you and we’re good to go

#16

It was the result a good ten minutes trying to think of a Guinea pun.

#17

Fuck it - ‘A Penny Shop’

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#18

Not sure a shop that just sells pennies would really take off but thank you for contributing

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#19

I wonder how Hamfatter are getting on

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#20

I like the controversial name - you’ll get loads of press with that.

OUTRAGE AS URBANFOX OPENS EXPLETIVE RIDDEN PENNY STORE

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#21

How about instead of selling really cheap versions of normal things you sell incredibly small versions of expensive things
Like, a 95p shop that sells caviar and diamonds but it’s all microscopic

#23

People queue up, and you shovel a tiny spoonful of caviar (like one of those tiny science lab spoons) direct into their mouth to save on packaging?

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#25

The Dial Essential

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#26

I regularly do Dragons Den as a class activity in school workshops- good for group working and presentation skills.

Pretty much every time you will get a group of kids who come up with an app to recharge your phone battery who then go down in flames when the other kids start asking “How does it work then?” in the Q&A session.

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#28

A few months back I had the amazing idea of a suitcase that had a bit that folded down into a scooter, so that people could scoot instead of drag their cases behind them.

Was totally convinced it would finally make me a millionaire, but it turns out it was already a thing.

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The last time I was that disappointed I’d written a song that turned out to be Wicked Game by Chris Isaak.

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#29

Portable ice rink

#30

an uber-style delivery service/network