Inspired by a conversation Wor Lass and I had about Kevin Hart playing Malcom X in a reboot of Spike Lee’s biopic, and the idea I just had there about Tom Cruise being cast as Wolverine (thanks for the height info @avocado).
I would fucking love to see Tom Cruise as Wolverine tbf
Jesse Eisenberg as Queen Victoria. (imagined)
Queen Elizabeth II as Jason Bourne (imagined)
Scarlett Johansson, asian queen
Brendan from Coach Trip as Dutch from Predator (imagined).
Madonna as Batman (imagined)
Robert Downey Jr as a black US soldier (imagined)
dame judy dench as chev chelios
Patrick Stewart in Green Room
Brian Blessed as Freddy Krueger
I haven’t seen the movie, but someone seemed to think it would be good idea to cast Tom Hiddleston as Hank Williams based on a vague physical resemblance alone.
Malcolm X as Kevin Hart (imagined)
now there’s a proper film that doesn’t exist
Grease (remake) starring Daniel Day Lewis as Danny and Kerry Katona as Sandy.
Helen Mirren as Evel Knievel
Imagine DDL having to spend a year and a half inhabiting the character of Danny; ringing up Travolta for advice on motivation; inevitably winning and Oscar for his nuanced portrayal of youth redeemed through romance and song.
John Major biopic starring the Rock