I haven’t seen the movie, but someone seemed to think it would be good idea to cast Tom Hiddleston as Hank Williams based on a vague physical resemblance alone.

Malcolm X as Kevin Hart (imagined)

woah

now there’s a proper film that doesn’t exist

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Grease (remake) starring Daniel Day Lewis as Danny and Kerry Katona as Sandy.

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Helen Mirren as Evel Knievel

Imagine DDL having to spend a year and a half inhabiting the character of Danny; ringing up Travolta for advice on motivation; inevitably winning and Oscar for his nuanced portrayal of youth redeemed through romance and song.

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John Major biopic starring the Rock

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Already in post-production, I think.

Chris Evans (not that one) playing Chris Evans (that one) in a biopic of Chris Evans (that one)

(Imagined)

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Malcolm X In The Middle

Danny DeVito as Frodo Baggins

With Arnold Schwarzenegger as Samwise. It’ll be like a Twins reboot.

Danny Trejo as Greyfriars Bobby (imagined)

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Would watch.

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Jason Statham as Free Willy (imagined)

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Willem Dafoe as Marilyn Monroe

(imagined)

vin diesel as natalie portman in a remake of leon
gilbert gottfried as leon

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You didn’t put ‘imagined’ so I’m going to assume that this exists

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Sid James as Joker

Jeremy Irons in a reboot of Dunston Checks In.

Jeremy Irons plays Dunston. There is no CGI and only a budget of $40 for his costume.

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