#23

Malcolm X In The Middle

#24

Danny DeVito as Frodo Baggins

#25

With Arnold Schwarzenegger as Samwise. It’ll be like a Twins reboot.

#26

Danny Trejo as Greyfriars Bobby (imagined)

2 Likes
#27

Would watch.

2 Likes
#28

Jason Statham as Free Willy (imagined)

2 Likes
#29

Willem Dafoe as Marilyn Monroe

(imagined)

#30

vin diesel as natalie portman in a remake of leon
gilbert gottfried as leon

1 Like
#31

You didn’t put ‘imagined’ so I’m going to assume that this exists

1 Like
#32

Sid James as Joker

#33

Jeremy Irons in a reboot of Dunston Checks In.

Jeremy Irons plays Dunston. There is no CGI and only a budget of $40 for his costume.

2 Likes
#34

John Wayne as Genghis Khan is a personal favourite.

#35

johnny depp as tonto

1 Like
#36

And not forgetting Mickey Rooney in Breakfast at Tiffany’s.

#37

I’m imagining a speech after a surprise election victory… “Finally… the Major… Has come BACK TO WESTMINSTER ABBEY”

See also…

“The millions… and millions… of the Major’s voters”.

Might actually be the only way to make abiopic of a Tory PM enjoyable. I’m in.

#38

who’s playing edwina currie?

#39

Idris Elba

3 Likes
#40

Terrence Stamp as Crash Bandicoot

4 Likes
#41

Gillian Duffy

2 Likes
#42

Clive Owen - King Arthur

So bad. His supposedly rousing speech was delivered like a man telling a tired anecdote to his cronies in the pub. Terrible.