Terrible Film Casting Choices (real/ imagined)

Chris Evans (not that one) playing Chris Evans (that one) in a biopic of Chris Evans (that one)

(Imagined)

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Malcolm X In The Middle

Danny DeVito as Frodo Baggins

With Arnold Schwarzenegger as Samwise. It’ll be like a Twins reboot.

Danny Trejo as Greyfriars Bobby (imagined)

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Would watch.

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Jason Statham as Free Willy (imagined)

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Willem Dafoe as Marilyn Monroe

(imagined)

vin diesel as natalie portman in a remake of leon
gilbert gottfried as leon

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You didn’t put ‘imagined’ so I’m going to assume that this exists

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Sid James as Joker

Jeremy Irons in a reboot of Dunston Checks In.

Jeremy Irons plays Dunston. There is no CGI and only a budget of $40 for his costume.

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John Wayne as Genghis Khan is a personal favourite.

johnny depp as tonto

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And not forgetting Mickey Rooney in Breakfast at Tiffany’s.

I’m imagining a speech after a surprise election victory… “Finally… the Major… Has come BACK TO WESTMINSTER ABBEY”

See also…

“The millions… and millions… of the Major’s voters”.

Might actually be the only way to make abiopic of a Tory PM enjoyable. I’m in.

who’s playing edwina currie?

Idris Elba

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Terrence Stamp as Crash Bandicoot

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Gillian Duffy

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