#41

jesus fucking christ. genuinely so baffled by the long, long series of decisions that had to be made for this to exist.

#42

been thinking about Chuggo quite often recently

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#43

Surely this must be a pisstake???

#44
#45

It’s so bad. This is like the Rebecca Black of metal, but at least Friday has a better hook than this song.

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#46

It’s like a load of C-list WWE wrestlers decided to form a band

The drumming is great though, better than everything else by a country mile

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#47

^this

#48

it’s not really though is it

#49

In the context of this song it’s Buddy Rich, but still pretty decent otherwise. I’m sure David Silveria gets to show off a bit because he’s the ‘celebrity’ in the band

#50

Agreed he’s the focal point but there’s showing off good and showing off bad. This falls hard in the latter category for me

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#51

I was focusing on his total lack of neck tbh

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#52

This might be the best and most accurate description of anything.

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#53

I lasted about a minute, utter toilet.

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#54

I wish I could agree, that “under god” bit cost me a good four or five hours of sleep last night.

Can’t figure out my favorite part:

  • The “makes u think” messages inserted so sporadically that it can only be described as lacking confidence
  • The keyboardist touching his heart, so overwhelmed by the message
  • When they mask their stealing of the “Jesus Christ Pose” bridge by making it bad
  • That they couldn’t / didn’t bother getting real homeless people for the shoot
  • Footage of the guy with the dreads clearly still playing his instrument when the song is over
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#55

Good lord, it’s like Jesse Plemons and Bobby Hill had a perpetually constipated bad boy son.

#56

Glad to have intro’d a few of you to Chuggo!

COMON FUCKA GUY

#57

If the lead singer needed the lav so badly why didn’t he just go before they started shooting the video?

#58

ctrl+f the kayas ???

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#59

You have one more lower-pitched vocalist that reminds of you Drowning Pool/Staind, and the other… well the less said about him the better.
Don’t get me started on those horrible red white and blue ‘strips’ that seem to subliminally appear.
I think David Silveria wanted to just give his mates a hand, out of sheer generosity.
The whole thing is even more ham-fisted than the regular amateurish support band you see at gigs.

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#60

I don’t think he’s allowed to until all fake veterans are covered in flags.