Yesterday somebody reposted a picture of a bacon sandwich, with a caption something along the lines of “I posted this picture and it was flagged, repost this if you stand for freedom of speech.”
I’ve got one guy from uni who’s now an emergency dispatcher or something (whatever you call the person who picks up the phone when you call 999 and sends a much more useful person along to help) and now all he posts is FINGS ONLY DISPATCHERS WIL GET “humour” and the standard “me n mah banbeano havin a luvely night out luv u so much babes xoxox”. No idea why I haven’t muted him, come to think on it.
Anyway, I can’t think of a broad category for that other than “people who can only post shit about their boring jobs and also maybe their equally boring partners” but I wanted to get it off my chest. Thank you for your kind attention.
People who use facebook as some kind of weird business selling juice plus/weight loss shite or constantly making statuses trying to get people to ‘pm me for discount hun bbz’ about getting a teeth whitening session or something.