i presume he must have bought some shoebombs that didn’t work
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Unrolling his own thread at the very end is a beautiful cherry on top.
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beyond anything else, who on earth thinks a 66 tweet thread is an acceptable form of communication?
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the alignment of country is irking me the most tbqph
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It’s a toss-up between that and the lower case 'i’s.
Cap S for Spain, lower case e for england. [Weeps.]
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“Sexy professor”.
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An acquaitance posted this on Facebook…so like a schmuck I commented. I’m bored of having this conversation (again) already.
Didn’t know you followed me
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He’s using that Charlie Brooker voice and he’s ruining it
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Doesn’t everyone?
joke’s on my missues, i told her, i says, i drink pints of soy sauce for enjoyment you fool!