i hate this

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as do i, it’s just awful

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i nominate Jameela Jamil’s entire twitter feed

What’s wrong with her? I think she’s ok.

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Just one of these twitter users who thinks every half-thought-out idea that comes into their head needs to be a sermon-on-the-mount for their followers.

Others have put it more eloquently than I

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this is actually very good imo


Is this my real wife?
Is this philandery?
Ahead by a landslide
No escape for society
Open your eyes
Look up all the lies and see:
I’m just a rich boy, no need for democracy
It’s an easy win, for old Bo Jo
A little high, on a little blow
Anyway the country goes, doesn’t really matter to me, to me.

Theresa, I just hatched a plan
Got endorsed by Lizzy Truss
For that lie upon the bus.
Theresa, Brexit can be won!
Just need to go and throw the Scots away!
Theresa, oh oh
Didn’t mean to make you cry
If I’m not PM this time tomorrow
Carry on, carry on, as if nothing really matters…

MASTURBATE!
My time has come!
Sends shivers down my spine…
BUGGER! Now I’ve gone and spilt my wine!
Carrie! Get off my laptop please
I’m duffing up my phallus, spaffing over Tory sleaze!

Goodbye Nazanin, I’ve got to go
Gotta leave you in Tehran, forget the truth!
Nazanin, oh oh (anyway the country goes)
I can’t help but lie
You must wish I’d never been born at all!

(Guitar solo)

I see a little watermelon of a smile:
Piccaninny! Piccaninny! Would you fetch an espresso?
Tory voters whitening, very very frightening!
Portillo! Bordello! Minstrel show! Albino! Eskimo! Magnifi-Go-o-o-o-ve!

I’m just a rich boy and nobody loves me!

“He’s just a rich boy from a rich family
Spare us from his Honey Monstrosity!”

“Easy come, easy go, will you let me vote?”

“G Miller, no! He will not let you vote!”
“Let her vote!”
“G Miller, he will not let you vote!”
“Let her vote!”
“G Miller, he will not let you vote!”
“Let her vote!”
(Will not let her vote) “Let her vote!” (never, never let her vote) “Let her vote!” (never let her vote)
“Oh oh no, no, no, no, no, no, no!”
“Oh Gina Miller, Gina Miller, Gina Miller let us vote!”
Beelzebub has a medal put aside for me!
For meee!
For MEEEEEEEEEE!

So you think you can stop me and spit in my eye?
Though you loved me on #HIGNY?
Oh baby can’t do this to me baby
Just gotta get out, just gotta get Hunt outta here!
Oh oh oh yeah, oh oh yeah…

Nothing really matters
Anyone can see
Nothing really matters
Nothing really matters but ME!!!

(Anyway the country goes…)

I think she’s doing a lot more good than harm. She generally punches up or sideways. I don’t think many, if any of the points in that article actually land.
Obviously I’m a middle aged white male but my 15yo daughter really loves her.

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Thank the lord for @Parsefone

I feel the jab at ‘screens’ tips this over the edge into the truly terrible

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This viral marketing is getting me HYPED AS AF for the new Avatar films

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The asterisks make it sound like she’s plotting something horrible

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Tbh that article reads like the author has decided to do a takedown on JJ for the clicks and then had to flail around for anything that looks a bit bad if you squint at it hard enough. We should invite them to the HGATR threads.

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:smile:

another example of that shitty trend of putting “nobody:” at the top of something that’s crap

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A lot of women feel the same way about Jamil. If you check her twitter feed half of the time she’s walking stuff back or feebly trying to defend saying something dumb…
Anyway it doesn’t really matter, she’s just annoying full stop. People like that are the worst

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JESUS

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I like that format, not this particular one though

I do not

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